A Tale of Two Cities

2013 marks my 5 year wedding anniversary and we decided to vacation in Paris and London this summer. This makes for an interesting situation for me. I do not want to spend 10 days eating bread and protein bars. I need to finally break out of this shell I am stuck in so when I travel to Europe I am not just ordering alcohol as meals. If anyone has traveled to these cities I need to know what I cannot miss before I leave each country. Bangers, beans and mash? Escargots? Pot pies? Let me hear it! I need your help.



New Food Virgin Challenges!

I am looking for feedback Food Virgin fans.  Not that I am running out of ideas…. I’m not, I swear.  But i would like some ideas on some new challenges.  What should I eat, where should I eat, what should i draw with MS Paint?? I need ideas and challenges people.  I’m like Mike Rowe except I do not have my own TV show.  Here’s a picture of me manning the phones waiting for your ideas. I’m aware I do not have arms in the drawing…





Bravo Win!

Just a short post. My beautiful and incredibly understanding wife, Lisa, likes to embarrass me whenever she can. She knows she is pretty and can get away with it, as we both know I “out kicked my coverage” with her. While at the bar at Bravo, I asked her to order me a drink while I used the facilities. I came back to a clear glass of liquid with a sprig of mint and a lime slice.
Tim: That’s a funny looking beer.
Lisa: Just try it.
Tim: Always the guinea pig, huh?
Lisa: You’ve liked way more of the things you’ve tried than you didn’t like. Just try it.

Oh my beautiful wife. How right you are. I tried the drink. It was delicious. She ordered me a mango mojito. Tim enjoys!